Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Friday, November 06, 2009
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
yang sebenar nya ...
pak cik nak tambah skit pasal 'realiti tv'. hasil baca blog si yonna kiut.yang sebenar nya .. the reality is ... rancangan 'reality tv' nih not really reality nya. not really spontaneous. most is acted. they know the camera is right under their nose. definitely they will put an act. an honest day to day conversations, dressing, acts and behavious are long gone. and the worst thing some are re-enactment or re-producing to add elements or dramatic in order to sell the show and spike the rating. be it in US or even in Malaysia.
the finest example of original day to day honest acts and behaviours actually can be seen on the secret closed circuit tc or even hidden camera where maid wallops their employers' offsprings as well as locally famous artist who 'korek montot' while walking around in he house in two piece.
thats what i called reality show.
but nevermind. am still watching some of the program that i consider sin-less or less provocative like the amazing race and big loser. until i noted the big loser contestant even deliberately add their weights rather than losing it in the wicked plan to ousted contestant from different group. and it make me sick.
sudah la gemuk hodoh. perangai pun hodoh juga?
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
just do it
i was back home early yesterday. much2 earlier than usual. my wife is upstairs together with most of my kids.
i felt like hungry. normally when i'm home my wife already done with the cooking. just waiting to serve me with dinner. yup .. we normally have early dinner.
without wasting much time and much further thinking i got myself busy in the kitchen. maggi chintan goreng would be nice and quick i thot.
few minutes later .. wholla .. a nice maggi goreng. complete with egg, chicken and vege.
another delicious menu. and the kids pressure their mom to cook with the same dish next time. tough luck. i don't share my recipe :)) muahahaha
i felt like hungry. normally when i'm home my wife already done with the cooking. just waiting to serve me with dinner. yup .. we normally have early dinner.
without wasting much time and much further thinking i got myself busy in the kitchen. maggi chintan goreng would be nice and quick i thot.
few minutes later .. wholla .. a nice maggi goreng. complete with egg, chicken and vege.
another delicious menu. and the kids pressure their mom to cook with the same dish next time. tough luck. i don't share my recipe :)) muahahaha
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
dumb and dumber.
the local tv hurriedly cover the news of the footbridge collapse over kampar river in Perak. nevermind about the inaccuracy of the number of students involved. nevermind about the other facts inaccuracy.
nevertheless i was in awe over the sms poll run by the tv scouting for audience input on who to blame, (a) the contractor (b) JKR (c) the student.
just who is wise enough to put the (c) as one of the options? last but not least there are 3% people voted for it. brilliant. just blame the poor 12 years old or younger schoolchildren.
nevertheless i was in awe over the sms poll run by the tv scouting for audience input on who to blame, (a) the contractor (b) JKR (c) the student.
just who is wise enough to put the (c) as one of the options? last but not least there are 3% people voted for it. brilliant. just blame the poor 12 years old or younger schoolchildren.
Monday, September 28, 2009
ewah ewah nya ...
the problem when you bought takehome dishes is when it didn't meet up to your taste. you just can't return them and ask for refund. either you just keep chewing and swallowing them pieces by pieces or stop eating and the dishes ended up in the dust bin. what a waste.
that's the problem we had last nite. so over the dining table i uttered the word to the kids"ayah masak lagi sedap kan?"
"a'ah. betul tu" they all replied almost in concerted.
"tapi ayah dah lama tak masak" one of them add.
"betul tu. da lama ayah tak masak puding roti" add another.
"a'ah. masak coklat" added si ibai referring to the bread pudding chocolate creame.
"ayah lah yang mulakan masak megi goreng telur" their mom added.
and more "bla bla bla".
all the while i was keeping quiet and just smiling.
thinking back, didn't I made ayam bakar, ayam panggang, ikan bakar, kerang bakar for last fasting month? forgotten already eh?
amboi amboi ... sedap betul mengomplen dia org nih!
that's the problem we had last nite. so over the dining table i uttered the word to the kids"ayah masak lagi sedap kan?"
"a'ah. betul tu" they all replied almost in concerted.
"tapi ayah dah lama tak masak" one of them add.
"betul tu. da lama ayah tak masak puding roti" add another.
"a'ah. masak coklat" added si ibai referring to the bread pudding chocolate creame.
"ayah lah yang mulakan masak megi goreng telur" their mom added.
and more "bla bla bla".
all the while i was keeping quiet and just smiling.
thinking back, didn't I made ayam bakar, ayam panggang, ikan bakar, kerang bakar for last fasting month? forgotten already eh?
amboi amboi ... sedap betul mengomplen dia org nih!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
best wishes ...
pak cik dah kembali bekerja d opis hari ini :) malam tadi pulang ke rumah sendirian. keluarga tinggal d kampung utk menghabiskan cuti sekolah. juga kerana ari sabtu depan ada kenduri kendara. hujung minggu ini pasti nya sibuk kembali ke jalan dan lebuhraya. mudah2an pak cik selamat sampai dan pulang.
pak cik beraya di negeri sembilan dahulu. sebelum berangkat pulang ke melaka pula. mak dan ayak dan adik beradik lain nya sudah pulang ke sana terlebih dahulu. kali ini agak lewat bertolak ke melaka. ibu mertua bakal di tinggal kan sendirian. kena lah mengemas rumah terlebih dahulu luar dan dalam. tidak lah penat orang tua itu nanti. beliau sudah lah tidak sekuat dahulu. mujurlah ada 2 orang cucu lelaki yang sudi tinggan menemankan nya. cucu2 perempuan ntah hilang ke mana. sibuk hendak berjalan aje ...
pulang dan kembali dari melaka pak cik memilih untuk menggunakan jalan lama. malas untuk bersesak2 di lebuhraya dan di plaza tol. lalullintas lancar. cuma bila kedapatan pemandu yang baru mendapat lesen, atau pun terhegeh-hegeh mencari arah, atau pun kedapatan konvoi yang kehilangan arah tujuan, lalulintas akan menjadi perlahan. 40 km sejam is awfully slow ...
ntah sapa punya idea nak mengacau dodol. itulah projek hari raya ke dua. malang nya dodol terlebih gula. dah jadi dodol keras mcm gula melaka. raya ketiga dodol tadi di kacau kembali dengan santan. alhamdulillah .. kali ini menjadi. sedang mengacau dodol datang pula si ular daun menziarah. kali pertama di biarkan sahaja. kali ke dua bila dia datang menerpa .. pak cik dan ayah pak cik mula bertindak. mujur si ular pantas melarikan diri di celah2 rumpunan serai. kalo tidak arwah dah dia ...
pulang ke negeri sembilan pak cik sekeluarga singgah di rembau. beraya di rumah abang ipar. setelah kenyang baru meneruskan perjalanan. sesampai sahaja di rumah mertua, dapat pula perkhabaran, abang ipar seorang lagi berserta keluarga mertua nya akan datang dari kuala pilah.
kisah meletup hari raya kali ini pastinya dari keluarga mak long. bekas menantu nya beraya bersama2 kali ini. ntah dia sudah rujuk kembali denggan anak mak long? apa sudah jadi beliau dengan isteri baru nya. pak cik malas nak sibuk bertanya. nanti2 keluarlah berita terkini dari siaran radio jendela ...
pak cik beraya di negeri sembilan dahulu. sebelum berangkat pulang ke melaka pula. mak dan ayak dan adik beradik lain nya sudah pulang ke sana terlebih dahulu. kali ini agak lewat bertolak ke melaka. ibu mertua bakal di tinggal kan sendirian. kena lah mengemas rumah terlebih dahulu luar dan dalam. tidak lah penat orang tua itu nanti. beliau sudah lah tidak sekuat dahulu. mujurlah ada 2 orang cucu lelaki yang sudi tinggan menemankan nya. cucu2 perempuan ntah hilang ke mana. sibuk hendak berjalan aje ...
pulang dan kembali dari melaka pak cik memilih untuk menggunakan jalan lama. malas untuk bersesak2 di lebuhraya dan di plaza tol. lalullintas lancar. cuma bila kedapatan pemandu yang baru mendapat lesen, atau pun terhegeh-hegeh mencari arah, atau pun kedapatan konvoi yang kehilangan arah tujuan, lalulintas akan menjadi perlahan. 40 km sejam is awfully slow ...
ntah sapa punya idea nak mengacau dodol. itulah projek hari raya ke dua. malang nya dodol terlebih gula. dah jadi dodol keras mcm gula melaka. raya ketiga dodol tadi di kacau kembali dengan santan. alhamdulillah .. kali ini menjadi. sedang mengacau dodol datang pula si ular daun menziarah. kali pertama di biarkan sahaja. kali ke dua bila dia datang menerpa .. pak cik dan ayah pak cik mula bertindak. mujur si ular pantas melarikan diri di celah2 rumpunan serai. kalo tidak arwah dah dia ...
pulang ke negeri sembilan pak cik sekeluarga singgah di rembau. beraya di rumah abang ipar. setelah kenyang baru meneruskan perjalanan. sesampai sahaja di rumah mertua, dapat pula perkhabaran, abang ipar seorang lagi berserta keluarga mertua nya akan datang dari kuala pilah.
kisah meletup hari raya kali ini pastinya dari keluarga mak long. bekas menantu nya beraya bersama2 kali ini. ntah dia sudah rujuk kembali denggan anak mak long? apa sudah jadi beliau dengan isteri baru nya. pak cik malas nak sibuk bertanya. nanti2 keluarlah berita terkini dari siaran radio jendela ...









